Dog Logic Logica de catei


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his

tongue. -Anonymous
Motivul pentru care un caine are atat de multi prieteni este ca da din coada si nu din gura

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben
Williams
Nu exista un psihiatru mai bun pe lume, decat un catel care te linge pe fata.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-
Josh Billings
Un caine este singurul pe lume care te iubeste mai mult decat se iubeste pe el insusi.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Un caine mediocru este o persoana mai draguta decat un om mediocru.

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Cainii isi iubesc prietenii si isi musca dusmanii, spre deosebire de oameni care nu sunt capabili de iubire pura si intotdeauna amesteca iubirea cu ura.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
Daca o persoana care nu stie gustul sapunului, inseamna ca nu a spalat niciodata un caine.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
Atunci cand catelul tau este gras, inseamna ca tu nu fcai destul exercitiu fizic.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein

Femeile si pisicile fac numai ce le place, iar barbatii si cainii ar trebui sa se relaxeze si sa se obisnuiasca cu aceasta idee.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
Daca culegi un caine infometat si il faci sa se simta bine si prosper, el nu te va musca; aceasta este principala diferenta dintre un caine si un om.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

Cainii nu sunt viata noastra intreaga, dar ne intregesc viata.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.

Daca tu crezi ca un caine nu stie sa numere, pune trei biscuiti in buzunar si da-i doar doi.